1. The best water is from a slow dripping sink faucet.
2. Not leaving the sink faucet on a slow drip may cause Upset Kitty Syndrome, which results in shredded toilet paper in said sink.
3. It’s fun to sneak outside. It’s not fun to not be noticed, or be forgotten. The best fun is running around when the Humans tell me it’s time to get back inside.
4. Sleeping is my favorite.
5. Curling up on the Mommy-Human’s pillow is cozy.
6. Biting Dot’s nose when she cries is delicious.
7. Stuffed animals will always belong to the Felines.
8. We are Goddesses. ‘Nuff said.
9. We miss you when you’re gone.
10. We will always love you. No matter what.
And Frankly, My Dear… that’s all she wrote!