Mewwo. Mom’s been busy so she hasn’t let me blog for a while. What’s up with that? She leaves in the morning and sometimes is gone until long after dark. She dances around singing things like “I’m Too Sexy For My Cat”. Excuse me? Should I take that personally?
And get this ~ she got the idea to let me blog . . . from a dog. A dog! Now, I’m all about making friends, and I’m sure Charlie Bear is nice and all that. I mean, he doesn’t look too big. In fact, he’s a little like the human sister’s owner at the grandparents’ house. But he’s still a dog. And I’m beginning to sense that Mom might be liking him. What’s a cat to do?
At least she still lets me cuddle up with her at night. When she was gone to her Writers Conference last month, the fur sisters decided we should all get along better. We thought maybe Mom had enough of our sqaubbling and toilet paper tantrums. She was gone for quite a while.
But she came back and we’re all good again. Don’t tell her, but I missed her. That’s why I lick her face each night. And bop her nose when she snores.
And to show that she missed us, she bought us new food. Not just new as in fresh, but new as in type.
She used to feed us the cat food with the four-letter word on the label. So it’s not the same four-letter word that humans use, but for me and my fur sisters it may as well have been. The four-letter-word food caused us upset stomachs and hairballs even though it was supposed to be for older, indoor cats.
Instead, she now gives us the Good Life.
She said something about real food, which is good because we’re Real Cats. Realy, we are. [Wait for it . . . There yah go. Realy.]
I’m going to tell Cousin Zoey about it. Maybe her people will spoil her. If not, well, that’s something to talk about at the next family reunion.
It tastes great. It fills us up faster, so we don’t each as much. Which means less upchuck and hairballs. Lots less. Which makes our mommy love us even more.
It’s a win-win situation.
I guess I’ll keep her.
And Frankly, My Dear . . . that’s all she wrote!
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Life With Lizzie: My Mom Can Be Crazy
Well, Lizzie, you stated it all very nicely. Especially the part about dogs. See, cats and dogs have been around furr-ever. Get it? Furr? Cats have fur, dogs have fur. Most dogs do, and most cats do. But not me. I’m a Havanese and I have hair. Go figure. Anyway, nice to see another furball posting. Woofs to you!
Charlie Bear the Rescue Dog
Dear Charlie Bear the Rescue Dog,
I don’t like dogs, mostly. I think we’ve established that. I don’t even sometimes like my sisters. But you’re funny.
Thanks for stopping by. I’ll try to play nicer.
You are far too adorable, Lizzie!
And you’re a loyal reader, William. Meowy thanks.